Your resume needs a reality check.
Paste your resume. In 30 seconds, an AI career coach will roast the parts that make hiring managers cringe — then hand you three concrete rewrites you can use tonight. No sugarcoating. No signup. Nothing stored.
Two things that actually help.
Not a generic score. Not a list of keywords to stuff. A sharp, specific reading of your resume — the funny parts and the fixable parts.
The Roast
3–5 punchy, specific observations about the things in your resume that are making recruiters wince. Funny, sharp, never generic — it references what you actually wrote.
Save Yourself
3 concrete rewrite suggestions — specific to your resume, not boilerplate. Copy-paste-able improvements you can apply in five minutes and immediately send a stronger version.
Your friends won’t tell you. We will.
Everyone who reviews your resume is too polite. They say “looks good!” and move on. Hiring managers aren’t that kind. This tool bridges the gap — giving you the honest read your resume needs before it lands on a real desk.
The vague buzzwords, the outdated skills, the formatting crimes — surfaced in seconds.
Not 'use more action verbs.' Actual rewritten bullets, specific to your experience.
30 seconds to roast. 5 minutes to apply the fixes. Send the better version tomorrow morning.
How to get the sharpest roast.
Copy your entire resume — not just the summary. The more we see, the sharper the feedback.
Don't clean it up first. We want to see the 'synergies' and 'leveraged' so we can call them out.
Paste one version per roast. Run it again with your updated version to see if you survived.
Load a sample resume to see the kind of feedback you’ll get.
Alright. Drop it in.
Paste your full resume text below. Your resume is never stored, never trained on, never seen by a human.
Quick questions
Is my resume stored?+
No. The text is sent to the AI model, the roast comes back, and nothing is saved — no database, no logs, no record of your resume anywhere.
Is this a real career coach?+
No — but it mimics the patterns of a very honest one. Use the roast to spot your blind spots, and the 'Save Yourself' section for actionable fixes.
Can I run it more than once?+
Absolutely. Apply the fixes, paste the updated version, and roast again to see if you survived. Iterate until it can't find anything to burn.
Is it too mean?+
It's sharp but never cruel. It punches at the writing, not the person. And the 'Save Yourself' section is genuinely helpful — it's not a joke, it's real rewrite suggestions.
Let’s brew something good.
This tool was built by Steeped Digital — a small AI app studio. Tell us what you have in mind. We’ll write back within 24 hours.